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Children and the ocean

Discussion in 'Off-topic Zone' started by Signals, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight
    testicles.
    (Kelly, age 6)

    2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

    3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island.
    If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.
    ( Wayne, age 7)

    4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
    Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.
    (Kylie, age 6)

    5) - A dolphin breaths through an ******* on the top of its
    head. (Billy, age 8)

    6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and
    a woman and pots and comes back with crabs.
    (Millie, age 6)

    7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade
    winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind
    didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind
    come. My brother said they would have been better off
    eating beans. (William, age 7)

    8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They
    are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on
    earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

    9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother
    is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my
    big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to
    write. (Amy, age 6)


    10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels
    can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea
    where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
    (Christopher, age 7)

    11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
    and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

    12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
    Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on
    each other. (Becky, age 8)

    13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
    when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it
    again because water fired right up her big fat ***.
    (Julie, age 7)

    14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish
    don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

    15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about
    the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a
    sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)
  2. HoleInTheRoof

    HoleInTheRoof Benched

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    9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother
    is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my
    big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to
    write. (Amy, age 6)




    I feel bad for Amy.
  3. Cajuncowboy

    Cajuncowboy Preacher From The Black Lagoon

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    I feel bad for James' dad. :D
  4. vta

    vta The Proletariat

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    5) - A dolphin breaths through an ******* on the top of its
    head. (Billy, age 8)


    :lmao:
  5. rkell87

    rkell87 Well-Known Member

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    you guys are nuts i feel bad for kevin
  6. xWraithx

    xWraithx Benched

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    :laugh2:
  7. SaltwaterServr

    SaltwaterServr Blank Paper Offends Me

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    Well, at least Kevin is blaming the ocean and not genetics.
  8. Bob Sacamano

    Bob Sacamano Benched

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    From the mouths of babes...
  9. peplaw06

    peplaw06 That Guy

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    I feel sorry for me. I just realized I'll never have sex with a mermaid.
  10. Jon88

    Jon88 Benched

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    I'm thinking some of these aren't real.

    I've never thought that about a mermaid.
  11. rkell87

    rkell87 Well-Known Member

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    i doubt he will ever blame genetics if he notices a size difference at age 6
  12. Illini88228

    Illini88228 Well-Known Member

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    While these are kind of cute, they seem really fake.

    How many seven year olds would use the word continent let alone incontinent, and how many six year old girls (assuming Kelly's a girl) know the word testicles?

    The errors they make seem too complicated for what kids their age tend to write.
  13. Signals

    Signals Suspicious looking stranger

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    Children from homes with educated parents. My niece knew how to pronounce four syllable words such as 'condensation' when she was only 4 years old.

    Now shes sixteen and doesn't know, or refuses to turn the Caps lock key off. :laugh2:
  14. HoleInTheRoof

    HoleInTheRoof Benched

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    Have you watched any childrens television shows? We grew up watching a mouse and cat attack each other, or road runner outsmarting a cayote . . .

    Todays cartoons are ALL educational. They all ask questions and try to inform. I'm amazed at some of the stuff my 2 1/2 year old knows.
  15. cowboyfan4life_mark

    cowboyfan4life_mark 5 outta 8 ain't bad

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    Maybe your 2 1/2 year old can teach you how to spell. :p:
  16. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    Why does Bob Sacamano go by Bob around here and not Bobby?
  17. fannypack

    fannypack Sweet Squirrel

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    Exactly. My 3 year old can name every character on every show he watches. I'm also constantly telling him how yucky his old brothers Redskins stuff is every time he sees or touches it.

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